DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2961
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	1713
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Farms Harvested:	706

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!