DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	5271
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Animals Bred:	162
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5491	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.