Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 958 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mines Excavated: 3838

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6372 Dimension Hops: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Dimension Hops: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Freedom Path

    Freedom Path

    Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Venture MC

    Venture MC

    Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OtterCraft

    OtterCraft

    OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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