DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Emeralds Found:	3253	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	7590	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Items Found:	8956	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	379
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	61647
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8520
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1799
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.