DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3961	Magic Items Found:	6319
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5070	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1649
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	625541
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2680

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3372

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!