DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Animals Bred:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	230	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Emeralds Found:	5051
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4392
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	941440	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	253
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	9128
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4601	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!