DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Buildings Constructed:	28
Towns Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8692
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Star Shards Collected:	274	Potions Brewed:	57
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3434	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3281	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Dragon Eggs Found:	3269
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2881	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9476
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6209
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ores Mined:	1865	Mines Excavated:	1532
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”