DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	781	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	215536	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Animals Bred:	68	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	184
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4701
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	728

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!