DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	3371	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5271
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	178	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.