DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6006	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6869	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Dimension Hops:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	362	Ores Mined:	7768
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3183
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.