DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	147

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3793
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9512	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	7121
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9231

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	124

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	6233
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.