DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	925
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2758	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	973
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.