DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	485
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	296	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Farms Harvested:	827	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	537	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ores Mined:	2838
Farms Harvested:	101	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	136
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	297
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crops Grown:	8562
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EngammaCraft

Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8977
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.