DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	8932
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	3786
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	175

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	8011	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Big Dig

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to The Big Dig! A Minigame/Factions server packed with features!

Enjoy: – Factions! – Minigames! – Awesome community! – A 24/7 server always on the latest patch! – Vote perks! Have a pet, /jump, xp boost and even more! – Creative world! – Skylands! – And much much more!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Potions Brewed:	83

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.