Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	312469	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	4109
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	85
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	991394	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Farms Harvested:	146	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	1880

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8566	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	442

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3592
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com