Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	6223	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	998277	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	1261	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	11252	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	4859
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Buildings Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	6

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ores Mined:	8506
Dragon Eggs Found:	3467	Towns Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4928	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127