Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3925	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Votes:	2215
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	766	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magic Items Found:	7776	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Farms Harvested:	936
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4461	Animals Bred:	152

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5594	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	767464
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

play.dreamers.fun