Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	7139	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	587
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	167

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Votes:	3614	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Votes:	4670
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3783
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1924	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	286
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5217
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com