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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3029 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!
