Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Magic Items Found: 1462 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3071 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2873 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 372
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Animals Bred: 166
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 211

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9578 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 213 Runes Activated: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Emeralds Found: 5517
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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