Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	191
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	443332	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3803
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8805	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ores Mined:	6302

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	4652
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!