Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	103

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	640
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!