Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Enchantments Applied: 93
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Emeralds Found: 2173
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CladeCraft

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
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    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Ellenor

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
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    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
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    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
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    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Camp Half-Blood

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    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
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    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
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    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Uncensored Library

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
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    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SkNetwork

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    Updated October 19, 2024

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  • Red&Co

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    Updated October 19, 2024

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    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Invisible Walls Found: 3
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    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
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    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
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    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 591 Void Gems Collected: 22
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    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Freedom Path

    Freedom Path

    Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
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    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Venture MC

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
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    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
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    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
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    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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