Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crops Grown: 2091
Towns Built: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Flunkiiiland

    Flunkiiiland

    The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dreamland – World of Dreams

    Dreamland – World of Dreams

    Welcome to the Dreamland – our new Minecraft server!

    We are happy to see people who have fallen asleep and come to us, to our unusual and unpredictable world of night dreams.

    Nothing is impossible here, so don’t be afraid of weirdness and lack of logic in what’s going on. However, Dreamland is not only a beautiful and kind world, it can also be… Hm-m, well, explore the world of dreams, its lore and become the strongest dreamer! We fell asleep for a long time

    — The owner of the Dreamland that you joined in the collective dream

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • My.SMP

    My.SMP

    Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Nations

    Minecraft Nations

    Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • IcicleCraft

    IcicleCraft

    ♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

    At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

    Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

    Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 New Chunks Explored: 404695

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • peanutsmp

    peanutsmp

    Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

    see you there!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Lilfunbuild

    Lilfunbuild

    An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rosewind

    Rosewind

    Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Contega RP

    Contega RP

    Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

    About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

    Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KoxeMc

    KoxeMc

    Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

    https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Darkfortress

    The Darkfortress

    “World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Diogenes smp

    Diogenes smp

    The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Animals Bred: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Asser Server

    Asser Server

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Survicraft

    Survicraft

    Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • EGMC

    EGMC

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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