DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3080	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	608	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Magic Items Found:	8996	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Void Armor Forged:	30
Villages Defended:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7691	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Magic Items Found:	5689	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1168
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7254	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	5276	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	5348
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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