DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	451439	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Votes:	5999	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4329	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	7436	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Votes:	2421	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ores Mined:	2097	Alien Abductions:	1

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7313
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	505	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Potions Brewed:	76	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	3366	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Dragons Tamed:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3054
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Items Found:	7569
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz