DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1919

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

OlimpoCraft Network

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? Then you are in the right place! OlimpoCraft Network brings you impressive experiences, pleasant staff and the desire to go far. What are you waiting for? Get in now!

olimpocraft.me

EnderCookie

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

We invite you to our 24/7 survival server, we have: – New Items – Crates – Dungeons – Slime fun – Clans Among many things, we are waiting for you

enjoy.enderzone.xyz

SpaceLand Network

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

SpaceLand Network is a server based basically on both pvp and competitiveness and is also notable for its game nodes. This server was created August 1, 23

spaceland.club

Menes Suecos

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8218
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

An exclusive server for the Menes Suecos facebook page! Access and come have fun, including through our discord

menessuecos.servmine.com

CrystalsMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

We are a MiniGame server that got very popular due to the game mode “RedStonePvP” which was being updated by us. We have a very good anti-cheat for PvP Games and every best time will be looked at so that only legitimate players stay in the leaderboard. Furthermore, we have other games like KitPvP, KnockBackFFA, TNTTAG, Duels and a few more small games that sadly aren’t very populated at the moment. We have a lovely community and are moderating our server in a fair manner but make sure that cheaters are eliminated as fast as possible and we are doing a pretty good job so far.

play.crystalsmc.com

Vycital SMP

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A fun Vanilla Minecraft server for you and your friends to play on! We offer solo survival adventures, factions, and more!

172.240.172.28:25576

Earthify

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	9409

Welcome to Earthify, we’re a fresh sandbox server for Minecraft Java. You can create a land, or join someone’s land and explore the earth!

play.earthify.net

TulipNetwork

Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

TulipNetwork is a Minecraft server where you can do different things!

First; we have survival. You can survive here and we also have an economy there, so you earn money in different ways!

play.tulipnetwork.nl

ArcheryCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Towns Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	9398
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

archerycraft.com

Invictus

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

play.invictus-earth.net:25591

Pixel Paradise

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

s2.crafthost.pl:34409

ApexNetwork

Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5468
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

Modes Available Now! » Prisons

Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

65.110.45.61:25585

TryHardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

play.TryHardMC.net

Potato-Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	822	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

play.potato-smp.net

The Arch

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4209	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

archcraft.mc-world.net