DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magic Items Found:	6333	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ores Mined:	2922	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7790
Ores Mined:	1951	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	605725	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8468	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Crops Grown:	1518	Magic Items Found:	2591

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	4

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org