DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	6368	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7883
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Farms Harvested:	656	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2021
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6151
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3232	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	3949	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Farms Harvested:	267
Star Shards Collected:	277	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com