DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7783

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2454	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	643108	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6251	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	770562	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1476
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Votes:	1099	Animals Bred:	120
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net