DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6002	Magic Items Found:	1004
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9669
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ores Mined:	6729	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Divine Spears Created:	19

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	10816
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Animals Bred:	191
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4183	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

play.mcarcadia.com