DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	183
Animals Bred:	117	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	54190
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9694
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	135	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Votes:	2810
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2678	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	884	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9847

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5905
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchantments Applied:	203
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	741435
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Love Letters Sent:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9597	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9118	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	2420	Players Killed by Monsters:	1049
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9400	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com