DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Potions Brewed:	139	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Farms Harvested:	921	Players Killed by Monsters:	6463
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Votes:	5902	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4181	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	5164
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9235	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magic Items Found:	7091	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	1555
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3705
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com