DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Magic Items Found:	4694
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

FlyMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Towns Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

FREE FLYING FOR EVERYONE! – HARDCORE PVP – FACTIONS – MCMMO – SKYLANDS – CHESTLOOT – AND MORE

flymc.net

The Only Funky Tekkit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	997	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A 20 slot tekkit server connected to the sheep on fire community. It’s white-listed so to get access you need to go on our white-list board and write your IGN.

77.111.247.204

Ender Craft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mines Excavated:	4978
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Farms Harvested:	321	Votes:	8631
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

This server is a Proper Server. Join now and play the survival games. You can learn new survival skills and battle your friends! Enjoy!

minecraft.interdog.co.uk

m5buildcraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

a growing server where you make friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun!Ask help from your fellow mods edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the OWNER meurer1519! a growing server where you make new friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun! Ask the help of another moderators edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the owner meurer1519!

78.143.13.167

Gamechurch City

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2840	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.

Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.

Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!

mc.gamechurch.com

SerendipityMCS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Hello Everyone! My name is POPI102! I am going to talk to you about my new server that is in BETA. This is a survival server with mcMMO, Factions, and more. We have two worlds you can go to at the moment. The Main Factions World or the Survival World. This server has some of the most fun, mature, and helpful staff you can find. The server runs off of donations, so if you like the server please donate. Thank you for reading and I will see you on the server! 😀

174.138.166.163

Scrambler

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection

scrambler.minecraft.ms

RebornPvP**Factions~

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	572	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

198.27.79.243

Planet Beacon

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	197
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.

Some games we offer: – SkyBlock – Creative – Factions – Prison – SkyWars – HungerGames – Cops & Robbers – KitPvP – And more…

We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]

play.planetbeacon.com

Spiralcraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!

184.164.152.121

CapricaTown.net

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.

Primary focus: Building, Mining, Trading, Having fun with friends! Secondary: PVP

Join our website community, click on this link: http://capricatown.enjin.com/page/328008/recruitment?gid=6207-0

build.capricatown.net

VillagerCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!

69.175.36.152

RealmKeepers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to Realm Keepers Server. Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable. Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down. Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.

mc.realmkeepers.net

teh3l3m3nts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

mc.teh3l3m3nts.com

Crimson Realms

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	4023
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Crimson Realms is a Multi-World server where people can do many things. You can vote for items, and get ahead of your enemy’s. We have Two worlds at the moment, Factions, and KitPvP. We are opening a Third RPG world In the near future. In each world you can do many different things. We do have custom plugins on the server, and are always adding more. We are not accepting any applications so please don’t send any, it would be a waste of your time. Make enemy’s and create friends! Join Today!

www.CrimsonRealms.tk

173.236.123.196