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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5464 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
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