DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

building, DickCraft, doesnt, matter, SIZE, Skills

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Ores Mined:	4287
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mines Excavated:	4052

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4616	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchantments Applied:	246	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	136252	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4074
Magic Items Found:	6135	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2251	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Buildings Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Votes:	2312	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4216	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Emeralds Found:	4915
Animals Bred:	73	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net