Dick Chud’s Hardcore Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience, where the name is unironically Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY?????????????????

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

corpmore

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2714
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1321
Votes:	9525	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	530	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9073
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5514
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com