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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9689 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, you’ll be creating upside-down castles and rainbow-colored skyscrapers that defy the laws of physics.
But be warned, once you step foot into this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a vortex of madness and hilarity that will leave you wondering if you’ve entered an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is strangely addictive.
So grab your diapers, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life on this Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason.