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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8678 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1479 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 950936 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, you’ll be creating upside-down castles and rainbow-colored skyscrapers that defy the laws of physics.
But be warned, once you step foot into this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a vortex of madness and hilarity that will leave you wondering if you’ve entered an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is strangely addictive.
So grab your diapers, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life on this Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason.