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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5280 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 1602 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, you’ll be creating upside-down castles and rainbow-colored skyscrapers that defy the laws of physics.
But be warned, once you step foot into this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a vortex of madness and hilarity that will leave you wondering if you’ve entered an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is strangely addictive.
So grab your diapers, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life on this Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason.