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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3145 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!