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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7229 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Votes: | 2998 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!