Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5251

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	550971
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	2932	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2819
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Emeralds Found:	1293

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	4221	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3360	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchantments Applied:	268
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600