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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9971 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 305 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!