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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4838 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!