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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7891 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
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