Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Animals Bred: 164 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Falling into the Void: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Towns Built: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crops Grown: 1294
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 336 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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