DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8320	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	682057	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	199
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	97

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2479
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.