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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Void Gems Collected: 16
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Kozers Universe

    Kozers Universe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 165979 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Farms Harvested: 768
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 217 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Crops Grown: 6523 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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