Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dragons Tamed: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Zombie Dances: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Dimension Hops: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Enchantments Applied: 186 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dimension Hops: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9259
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 199 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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